Shopping Cart
Your Cart is Empty
Quantity:
Subtotal
Taxes
Shipping
Total
There was an error with PayPalClick here to try again
CelebrateThank you for your business!You should be receiving an order confirmation from Paypal shortly.Exit Shopping Cart

Muscala.com

Always Get Better   

Alcohol Humor - When is it appropriate?

As a Chemical Health Clinic, we are faced with when/where/how it is appropriate (if ever?) to 'make fun' of drinking, drugging, etc. In order to 'reach 'young adults' we recently sent an e-mail that contained the following item which commonly circulates thru the internet. Two of the persons on the mailing list 'lost their mother' when she died two years ago at age 47 of an overdose. Was this appropriate to send to them?

Drunk Vocabulary

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon


THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious

Transubstantiate


THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex

Nope, no more booze for me

Sorry, but you're not really my type

Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight

Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.

CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL WARNING

Due to increasing products liability, alcoholic beverages manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning label be placed immediately on all bottles:

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a [email protected]


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your face in.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your clothes.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose name, and/or species you can't remember).


Warning: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you possess mystical Kung-Fu powers.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that people are laughing with you

.

Warning: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.


Warning: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.

Best National AA 

Alternative Sites

Dr. Stanton Peele, Ph.D

http/peele.net/

Rational Recovery

www.rationalrecovery.org

SMART Recovery

www.smartrecovery.org

Women For Sobriety

www.womenforsobriety.org

Moderation Management

http/www.moderation.org/

0